He has written:

• The Brentford Trilogy (1981 - 1997)
• Armageddon: The Musical (1988)
• They Came and Ate Us: Armageddon II: The B Movie (1991)
• The Suburban Book of the Dead: Armageddon III: The Remake (1992)
• The Book of Ultimate Truths (1993)
• Raiders of the Lost Carpark (1994)
• The Greatest Show Off Earth (1994)
• The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived (1995)
• The Garden of Unearthly Delights (1995)
• A Dog Called Demolition (1996)
• Nostradamus Ate My Hamster (1997)
• Sprout Mask Replica (1997)
• The Dance of The Voodoo Handbag (1998)
• Apocalypso (1998)
• Snuff Fiction (1999)
• Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls (1999)
• Waiting for Godalming (2000)
• Web Site Story (2001)
• Fandom of the Operator (2001)
• Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse (2002)
• The Witches of Chiswick (2003)